I'm Feng Screwed

48 hours to go until the end of my first mission and I realise that I've spent so much time worrying about the energy at home, I didn't stop and think about the energy flow at the other place where I spend all my time...

The office.

So a quick bit of research for various sources and I uncover a few common do's and don't for feng shui and work and well, let's just say things are not going my way:

1. Sit in the corner farthest from the entrance: I sit directly next to the fire doors
2. Don't sit in lie with the door: See above
3. Sit with a tall building behind you to provide support if your back is to a window: They window behind me looks over the main road into and out of the Nation's Capital, and also where drug-fueled bogans regularly have domestic disputes full of four-letter expletives as they walk down the footpath. What do you think that means?
4. Have an aquarium with some fish: This would be where the window is. I can't have the negativity from the bogans disturbing more living creatures than they do already
5. Keep your back toward a corner or wall for support: finally! One I get right
6. Balance light and dark colours, rough and smooth textures and soft and hard surfaces in your choice of furniture and flooring: I'm  public servant so I get what I'm given
7. Don't arrange your space so you look straight at stairs, storage rooms, closets or toilets: I look up from my computer and see the entry to the men's loos
8. Treat the files in your office with respect: Filing is the devil's work

So the title of today's post says it all really: I'm feng screwed!!